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[bumblequinn]

for the last time i DON'T have ADHD!!!!!!! i'm just always daydreaming because of my whimsical nature, i make impulse decisions because i love spontaneity, i forget things from before because i live in the now, i get everywhere late because i'm a free spirit, my place is a mess because i'm a creative type, and i'm tapping my foot because i'm feeling the rhythm of life babey! what do you MEAN you found my wallet in the oven

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[ambassadorquark]

cowboys are to pirates what werewolves are to vampires

[lady-furinaa]

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[omghotmemes]

This is an Australian sponge crab. I can’t

[intellichad]

hurgle

[rimonoroni]

that is a cookie

[crabs-co]

wad of something

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[anneemay]

If you turn 50 you can fuck a lion

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[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

[hotchocolatenotsex]

no way i must have missed an update!

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal

[froodette]

You know what to do boys

[will-falling-fell]

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[pink-teddy-bear]

🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

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[people-too]

The cat Patisson returns home from a night walk

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[calware]

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

• i'm going to kill god
• i'm going to delete my blog
• i'm going to explode
• i'm going to blow up this entire website
• i'm going to become the joker
• this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

[calware]

THIS ONE WINS

[sweet-soul-brotha]

[calware]

[calware]

oh you know

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[polishbarnowl]

What is homestuck? Is it like goncharov?

[calware]

[calware]

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[twinicegiantorbiters]

dragon hormones huuuuge needle to go through scales

[twinicegiantorbiters]

titanium or some shit

[sorcerousmotes]

theres a knight on horseback galloping towards you holding it like a lance, only way to get enough momentum

[chipper-smol]

The HRG (Hormone Replacement Guild) provides an irreplaceable service for dragonkind